A B.A. in B.S.

A B.A. in B.S.
: A San Francisco school is now offering a degree in activism.

What a curriculum:

Today class, we will learn to hug a tree.

Tomorrow, be prepared to shout silly slogans until you’re hoarse.

For phys ed, we’ll learn how to sit.

Please make sure to stop by the campus store and buy your official backpacks, Birkinstocks, and ratty t-shirts.

A question from the back… Uh, no, they don’t sell deodorant.

And where is all this happening? Do you really have to ask? [via Zogby]

Oh, the

3 responses to “A B.A. in B.S.”

Paul

August 12, 2003

In journalese , terrorists are “activists”, shouldn’t the curriculum also include explosive belt manufacture .. perhaps that should be left to the masters course…(leave it to the more committed)

Myles

August 13, 2003

Yes you’re right Jeff. Anyone interested in social change in your country deserves to be stereotyped in that way. I mean what is there to change???
And Paul, you take it all a bit further, ‘terrorists’!! Of course, surely there must be a case here for arresting all involved and detaining them for however long you want wherever you choose, without even charging them.

neil

August 13, 2003

Old trick, that: putting words in the other guy’s mouth.

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