The land of no news
: It’s amazing that right now, the top story on the Guardian, the Times of London, the Telegraph, and the Independent is No. 10 apologizing for calling timid suicidal science snitch David Kelly a “Walter Mitty” character, complete with sidebars answering the question, “Who is Walter Mitty?” and comment and transcripts aplenty.
Man, news days don’t get slower than this.
: The Sun, on the other hand, reports on the fired-then-cleared TV hosts 3-in-a-bed kinky sex secrets while the Mirror reports on the secrets of Kylie’s bottom. Secrets uncovered! Now that’s news.