What makes America great

What makes America great
: Bottomless coffee cups.

  • Pyecraft

    Brewed from the foulest fluid, drawn from the Thames and over-filtered by a mininmum 7 pairs of Londoners’ kidneys, before re-entering the water system; burnt, then left to stew until empty, its vital that Heathrow coffee cups do have solid bottoms. Refill at your own risk, for as the new ad slogan states:
    …repelling the insidiously dangerous,
    US value-for-money culture, in one pour.
    Keep Britain British.