Rumsfeld’s performance

Rumsfeld’s performance
: Donald Rumsfeld’s hissy fit about coverage of looting in Iraq gets a bad review from al-Jazeera:

“It’s untidy. And freedom’s untidy. And free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things,” his adroit fingers this time pointing at no particular member of the press. Lawlessness, closed hospitals and fires burning in Baghdad and other cities are a freed people venting their frustrations, apparently.

If ever an Oscar was deserved for minimizing catastrophic reports coming out of Iraq with jocular “henny penny” disbelief, then Rumsfeld has a date with Hollywood.

: Meanwhile, in Britain, 10 Downing and the Ministry of Defense attacked the BBC’s coverage of looting.

At its daily briefing, No 10 argued that there are always reprisals for a few days when “a repressive regime falls – Kosovo, Sierra Leone, it probably goes back to the French revolution”.

Tony Blair’s spokesman insisted that “in the main the anarchy and disorder is being directed against symbols of the regime”.

Complaining about Gilligan’s report yesterday that Baghdadis are experiencing their “first days of freedom in more fear than they have ever known before”, No 10 said: “Try telling that to people put in shredders or getting their tongues cut out.”

: And meanwhile in Iraq, British soldiers shot and killed five bank robbers. I await complaints that this was British cruelty.

We can’t win either way; we’ll be attacked for letting looters loot and attacked for cracking down.

I think we should invite France, Germany, and Russia to send their police. Spain is sending its Guardia Civil.

: And my local NBC station this morning said we’re sending 500 police to Iraq.

: Thugs in Baghdad hijacked the Times of London’s car at gunpoint.

: And 100 young people demonstrated against looting. Where? In front of the press hotel.

: Canada stands ready to send in the Mounties (but still not ready to say they’re at least glad that Saddam is gone).

: After smashing Rumsfeld for his language, al-Jazeera tries a little light irony itself with this headline: “Baghdad, Mosul and Basra suffer the joys of liberation”

11 responses to “Rumsfeld’s performance”

  1. Pithpott Avatar
    Pithpott

    #10’s response to ..”try telling that to a man who’s just been put through a shredder” seems a little futile to me. How would you go about such a thing? Standing over a bucket of sloppy remains trying to explain fear to it, would surely expose a measure of insincerity.
    If a country’s money is worthless, does robbing one of its banks still constitute a capital punishment? Clearly, in the new democracy of Iraq, their learning curve will be a tortuous one.

  2. Gray Avatar

    I cannot understand why you are so unhappy. It is a freedom, pal! The same one as your troops brought to Afghanistan.
    This is as usual invader do – after taking the city gives three days for lootings and rapings.

  3. Mick Avatar

    Er.. Its usually the ARMY that loots and rapes, not the city’s residents.

  4. Puce Avatar

    Gray speak of truth to you. The tread of tank, scraping off the brains from babies, no? Loving America, buddy friend!

  5. Gray Avatar

    Eh.. Mick, does it really matter for those who are looted and raped?
    Does it matter – who does or who allows? Residents loots and rapes, the U.S. army just stands and watches. And Mr. Rumsfeld tries to convince you – do not believe TV footage. Yes, two weeks ago you had to believe – because it shows you how liberated Iraqis are welcoming the troops. Earlier this week you still had to believe – because it shows you how liberated Iraqis (or, at least some hundred residents of 5-million city) toppled the statue of dictator. But now you had not to believe – because it shows you how liberated Iraqis loots and rapes. This footage was true yesterday and becomes untrue today. Know, why? Because Big Brother wants so.
    Did the House already adopt the act about Ministry of Truth?

  6. John Thacker Avatar
    John Thacker

    Actually, Gray, Secretary Rumsfield is not telling people to disbelieve the reports. He’s just saying that it’s not surprising that there is looting, though we’re trying to get a hold of it. I seem to recall reprisals across Eastern Europe and Russia once the boot heel of communism was removed (and initially after the October Revolution too.)
    He’s accepting the reports. It’s you that have difficulty reading or believing reports.

  7. Puce Avatar

    Why do you believing lie news of USA TV, dude pal? It as having the images not what go on.

  8. Gray Avatar

    >>though we’re trying to get a hold of it.
    You do not.
    >>I seem to recall reprisals across Eastern Europe and Russia once the boot heel of communism was removed (and initially after the October Revolution too.)
    What reprisals are you talking about? After 1991 or after October Revolution in 1917?
    And what reprisals? How it was happened – you live in the US and know it, I live in Ukraine – and never heard about any reprisals. Actually, I myself was a member of Young Communist Union. Hmmm…

  9. John "Akatsukami" Braue Avatar

    Oh, we don’t, puce. We know that CNN, for example, will gladly fellate any dictator and disseminate his propaganda in exchange for having a “news” bureau in his capital.
    It’s just that we also know that the BBC, Reuters, al-Jazira, etc. will fellate any dictator and disseimate his propaganda on principle.

  10. Puce Avatar

    Why Coca Cola Mickey Mouse Burger King? Why MTV and Survivor Friends? Not all in everything is Americans!!

  11. Pithpott Avatar
    Pithpott

    You tell ’em Puce.