The truth of victory

The truth of victory
: From the international editor of The Age in Australia:

…a performance of sheer Orwellian perversity by Iraq’s Information Minister, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf[:]

With heavy artillery drowning out an impromptu press conference, Sahaf was shouting from a rooftop that Baghdad was safe, that the Americans had been slaughtered, and that victory was at hand.

At that very same moment, perhaps only a kilometre away, two GIs stood grinning beside their tank as they conducted live interviews on the cable networks. They waved towards Sahaf for the cameras, making the point that he could see them from his windows if he cared to look.

The ridicule inherent in that juxtaposition was as lethal as any weaponry in the arsenal.

The bottom line in this military confrontation has become only too apparent: for all the bloodcurdling effectiveness of this gangster regime in monstering and murdering civilians, and for all the tactics of terror used in its defence, it has been no match for a far superior military force that it can neither outwit or intimidate, much less hope to match on the battlefield.

The Pentagon had promised a campaign of a force and tempo never before witnessed. After all the second-guessing by the international media of a week or so ago, the strategy of Pentagon planners is now seen to be delivering emphatically.

So there.

: Josh Marshall calls all this a “jarring contrast of Monty Pythonesque dimensions:”

One almost expects before too long to see Al-Sahaf — with some embedded reporter’s videophone in hand — broadcasting from an American POW camp, telling listeners that reports of Iraqi battlefield reverses are vastly overstated.

5 responses to “The truth of victory”

  1. Daniel J. Callaghan Avatar
    Daniel J. Callaghan

    I don’t know what’s more absurd; the spectacle of al-Sahaf shouting “All is well!” amid the roar of urban combat, or the Western media broadcasting his proclamations with nary a hint of irony. It’s bizarre how the Iraqi Information Ministry’s statements are broadcast in a completely legitimate manner.

  2. Pithpott Avatar
    Pithpott

    Sahaf has been the coalition’s best weapon by an ass-splitting country smile. He’s been the most absurdly funny man on any network including the usually pompous but now foul-farting BBC. His calling Bush a pisspot instead of despot damn near caused me a heart attack. I for one shall dearly miss his daily, retarded ramblings and will refuse to believe the propoganda of his certain death, even if it is televised live.

  3. jeanne a e devoto Avatar

    Someone, I don’t remember who, observed a day or two ago that (if he hasn’t been involved in any atrocities) the man has a sparkling future in standup comedy.

  4. John Irving Avatar
    John Irving

    Jeanne, I take credit for that one, under Mr. Jarvis’ post “Nya-nya.”
    I’ve also been trying to get the word “Saddamilcrum” popularized, but it hasn’t gone far. Ah well, fame is fleeting. Hope Sahaf enjoys his fifteen minutes.

  5. jeanne a e devoto Avatar

    What he needs is a good agent. ;-)