Oscar Schmoscar 10:55 pm

Oscar Schmoscar 10:55 pm
: Adrien Brody won twice. He got an Oscar. He kissed his presenter Halle Berry. Really kissed.

: The band’s about to play him off and he shuts them up to make his real speech: “I’m also filled with a lot of sadness tonight because I’m accepting an award at such a strange time… [Working on his film, The Pianist, gave him a realization of] the sadness and dehumanization of people in times of war… Whether you believe that Allah or God watches over you, let’s pray for a peaceful and swift resolution.”

Standing ovation.

He also wished his pal from Queens, now in Kuwait fighting, safety.