Poor, poor celebrities

Poor, poor celebrities
: A Hollywood Reporter column takes the stars’ side, defending anti-war celebs against suggestions, such as those in yesterday’s Page Six, that fans boycott their products.

The Page Six “quick reference list” of entertainers whose careers readers might wish to harm includes Tim Robbins, Sean Penn and Laurence Fishburne — who co-star in the upcoming movie “Mystic River.”

The paper called it “the mother of all appeasement casts” but did not explain why readers might also wish to harm the careers of others involved in the production. There is no article of particulars alleging insufficient patriotism on the part of “Mystic River” co-stars Marcia Gay Harden or Laura Linney.

One wonders whether the column’s writers even bothered to learn that the movie was directed by the reliably conservative Clint Eastwood. By the way, a boycott would harm Eastwood directly in the pocketbook — since he also co-produced the movie through his own production company, Malpaso Productions.

It’s a little hard to take seriously oh-poor-Clint arguments but that aside — and my distaste for boycotts in general aside as well — the Hollyfool Reporter misses the point:

Stars are by all means free to say what they think. But when they do so, they might affect their image — their brand, as we like to say these days. If you like a star and like his or her personality and product, you plunk down money to see or hear what that star creates. If you don’t like the star, you might just stop. The star falls out of favor. It’s not necessarily a matter of politics. It can be how you treat your spouse or kids or costars. It can be wrinkles. It can be a bad waste-of-my-money movie. Woody Allen’s fall had nothing to do with politics; he acted like a louse and made bad movies. His fall isn’t the result of a boycott. Michael Jackson’s fall has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with how he acts. But as soon as the public stops liking these stars, they fall and so does their income. Comes with the territory called Hollywood.

So when a Dixie Chick or a Sarandon chick or a Garofalo chick does or says something their audiences don’t like, they risk turning off their audiences. It’s their right to say it or not; it’s the audience’s right to like them or not. That’s not a boycott. That’s showbiz.

8 responses to “Poor, poor celebrities”

  1. rgsletten Avatar
    rgsletten

    Most of us know what it’s like to deal with customers or clients. Generally they don’t like to be insulted. That’s exactly what the movie/TV stars are doing; insulting a goodly portion of their customers. It’s not good for business.

  2. Balbulican Avatar
    Balbulican

    Then, of course, there are those who admire them for having the guts to say what they think, regardless of its potential impact on their career.

  3. Jon Donley Avatar
    Jon Donley

    Yeah, you preach it, rev.

  4. Balbulican Avatar
    Balbulican

    You bet I will.

  5. Karen Cohen Avatar
    Karen Cohen

    But they only have the guts when they have something to sell. Jessica Lange has an MOW out, so suddenly, she’s a big activist. Yeah, right….
    Garofalo’s pilot got picked up, so she’s not suffering. Yet.
    People with real active careers don’t need to search out the spotlight by yapping about their peace loving tendencies. People on the verge of being ignored woudl say anything to get on TV.

  6. Balbulican Avatar
    Balbulican

    You’ve got it backward, Karen. I suggest if you read most of the postings here and on the other war-related blogs, you’ll find that their activism is turning off a basically pro-war populace. Pretty bad career promotion strategy, wouldn’t you say?
    Cheap cynicism and knee jerk warchat aside, I think it most probable that most of the actors who are, as you put it, “yapping” about peace do so because they think peace is a good idea.

  7. Floyd McWilliams Avatar

    Actors and actresses don’t get their jobs directly from fans. They get them from producers, who are left-wing just like the rest of Hollywood. So activism is not such a bad career promotion strategy.

  8. Balbulican Avatar
    Balbulican

    Floyd, setting aside for a moment the hilarious myth that Hollywood is a hotbed of left wing activism, let me point out…
    a) Producers are in the business of making money.
    b) Producers who don’t make money don’t stay producers.
    c) Movies make money by attracting lots of people. The more people the movie attracts, the more money it makes. Thus the happier the producer is.
    Thus…my original point. Taking a stand against Mr. Bush’s war, and saying so, is not doing anyone’s career any good. Quiet acquiescence is a much better career strategy, and doesn’t require any courage at all.