Blog Machine

Blog Machine
: A German blogger, Funkenfeuer, invents the automated blog machine (before Google does it at blog.google.com… or is that bloogle.google.com?).

I’ll translate the user interface:

You tell it how many posts you want per week against Bush, against war, and against capitalism.

Then you get to decide how many standard blog posts you want per week: how many “awkard plagerisms,” how many “coincidental cat photos,” how many “uninteresting computer links.”

Finally, you pick a tone: Schockwellenreiter, Instapundit, or others.

And, plop, there’s a blog! It’s that easy! You’re a blogger!

bloggenerator[via IT&W]

1 response to “Blog Machine”

  1. Lonewacko Avatar

    Apparently, using the checkbox in the lower right you can also choose multiple tones.
    Feature requests for Version 2:
    – automatically start chat fights with other bloggers
    – automate your blog chaining/sycophancy: “The always excellent DailyPundit links to this eye-popping Lileks piece about this engrossingly thoughtful piece from Den Beste…”
    – maybe there could be a way to automatically leave hit-generating comments like this one:
    My Arianna posts
    Putting Janeane’s “flag-burning chokes me with pride” quote in the correct context