: A German blogger, Funkenfeuer, invents the automated blog machine (before Google does it at blog.google.com… or is that bloogle.google.com?).
I’ll translate the user interface:
You tell it how many posts you want per week against Bush, against war, and against capitalism.
Then you get to decide how many standard blog posts you want per week: how many “awkard plagerisms,” how many “coincidental cat photos,” how many “uninteresting computer links.”
And, plop, there’s a blog! It’s that easy! You’re a blogger!