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The al-Qaeda makeover

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The al-Qaeda makeover
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Terrorism makes you fat, dirty, smelly, stupid, excessively hairy, and just plain ugly.

: Bennett has another photo conclusion.

5 responses to “The al-Qaeda makeover”

  1. rs Avatar
    rs

    SHAKE-MUHOMMID..
    BEEN WATCHIN’ AN’ LOOKIN’ FER THATGUY.. WUZ i SUPRYZED WEN I SEED HOW he LOOKD!! I SAWHIMM ON THE TEEVEE ONNA SEINFELD EPISODE!!

  2. Marlo Jopp Avatar
    Marlo Jopp

    So is it insulting to the Arab terrorist to be compared to a famously well-endowed Jewish porn stud now gone to pot or do I have it backwards?

  3. Jabba the Nutt Avatar
    Jabba the Nutt

    “Do you want to go through life fat, drunk and stupid, Nurlman?”
    I’m trying to remember the exact quote and what movie it’s from. Any ideas?

  4. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    It looks like a lot of us felt the same way. Mine is over at: http://www.gamersnook.com/blog/archives/000958.html#000958
    I also added a small picture of Phil Foster, who played Frank DeFazio on Laverne & Shirley — he’s also a ringer, as is John Belushi.

  5. another county heard from Avatar
    another county heard from

    Jabba: It was Dean Wormer (John Vernon) to “Flounder” in “Animal House”:
    “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”