Screw the envelope… Here are

jeffieaward.jpgScrew the envelope… Here are the winners…
: Since there is a popular uprising against this year’s Bloggies, I decided to put my taste where my mouth is and award my own favorites:

THE JEFFIES!

They are just as meaningless as any other award, just as capricious and random and political and spiked with favor. But, just like my copyright, they are mine, all mine.

The nominees? All those guys on the right.

And the winners are (in a break with Academy tradition, I’ll start with the most important first because I have a point to make and this is my show)…

: BEST BLOGGER: Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit and now MSNBC because he gives us so much — so much information, so much entertainment, so many links, so much traffic. Yes, he’s the obvious choice and that’s just the point: Blackballing him from the Bloggies was the best indication of their utter bogusness. A lot of my choices are obvious — and in this new medium, that’s also the point: Awards can point to quality; they can guide newcomers to the best we offer; they can reward the leaders. That’s what a credible blog award should do — but that’s not what the Bloggies are doing, for they’re trying to be too hip by half, too cute by the other half. Note that I avoid the cutsy categories of the Bloggies; my categories are just as obvious — thus, useful — as my awards. [Note also that at most awards shows, the acceptance speeches go on forever. Here, the presenter never shuts up. But on with the show…]

: BEST LINKS: Boing Boing — specifically Cory Doctorow’s contributions. It’s remarkable how a person’s selections — rather than his writing — can have such voice and authority. He puts the H in HTML.

: MOST CURMUDGEONLY BLOGGER: Richard Bennett. Bark=bite.

: BEST NEW BLOG: Gawker. OK, so I know its founder, Nick Denton; everybody in Hollywood knows Michael Caine and they vote for him anyway. I award Gawker because it raises the bar on blogging to a professional level.

: MOST USEFUL BLOG: Gizmodo. What, two awards for Denton? That’s not fair! Right. Life is unfair. So are awards.

: BEST POLITICAL BLOGGER: There are so many to choose from (about 95 percent of all bloggers). But I give the nod this year to Josh Marshall for pursuing stories with dogged determination.

: BEST LIBERAL BLOGGER: Atrios.

: BEST CONSERVATIVE BLOGGER: Kaus.

: MOST FEARLESS BLOGGER: Little Green Footballs. Love him or hate him, he’s a dog with a bone.

: BEST OLD-TIME BLOGGER: I say Doc. Others would say Dave or Dave. But I say Doc.

: BEST BLOG DESIGN: Dean Allen’s Textism. The man respects type in a medium that does not.

: BEST PHOTO BLOG: Quarlo.

: BEST RELIGION BLOG: HolyWeblog. (And yes, there are a surprising number of religion weblogs).

: BEST FOOD WEBLOG: The Red Kitchen.

: BEST LAW BLOG: LawMeme from Yale.

: BEST LITERARY BLOG: Woods Lot.

: BEST BLOG WRITING: Lileks. (I’m surprised I didn’t have more nominees in this category but that’s probably because most bloggers, real bloggers — a club in which, admittedly, Lileks is an honorary member — type before they write or get their writing jollies elsewhere).

: BEST MEDIA BLOG: I Want Media.

: BEST TV BLOG: Lost Remote.

: BEST MARKETKING BLOG: Marketing Fix.

: BEST BUSINESS BLOG: Corante‘s many-headed blog.

: BEST MEDIA COMPANY BLOG: The Guardian‘s Online Blog.

: BEST CORPORATE SUPPORTER OF BLOGGING: MSNBC.com.

: BEST STUDENT BLOG: Matthew Yglesias from Harvard.

: BEST GOVERNMENT BLOG: The Shifted Librarian. OK, it’s a stretch to call this government work — but then again, it’s not. See what a creative and dedicated public servant can do with few resources but lots of energy.

: BEST BLOG PERSONALITY: Oliver Willis. You simply get to know the guy. He is what he blogs.

: BEST FOREIGN BLOG — GERMAN: Der Schockwellenreiter.

: BEST FOREIGN BLOG — JAPANESE: Joi Ito (not that I can understand the rest of them).

: BEST SEX BLOG: Raymi. It’s personal.

: MOST CREATIVE BLOGGING: Tony Pierce. Sometimes, I can’t figure out what he’s doing. Sometimes, I can’t get enough of it. But he always surprises. Always.

: BEST NEW BLOG TOOL: Technorati Link Cosmos (here’s mine).

: BEST VIDEO BLOGGING (VLOGGING): Still waiting; too new.

: BEST BLOG THAT SHOULD BE BUT ISN’T: Clay Shirky — start blogging.

Thanks everybody. Good night. Drive safe.

Sorry we had no pre-show fashion fest; bloggers are bad dressers.

And if I offended anybody by leaving you out, I apologize.(Layne and Welch: I disqualified you because you took long vacations; and Locke: I disqualified you because you are still MIA).

If you hate my list, well, then make your own. Please, make your own. That is precisely what makes blogs blogs: we pick the best; we link.

The truth is, we create our own awards shows every day with every link.

20 responses to “Screw the envelope… Here are”

  1. Ken Layne Avatar

    I dig your awards, Jeff. (And the only category I should win is “Jackass with the most blogs he can’t keep control of.”)
    But your final point is a good one. In the populist world of personal Web sites, the winners are those who serve their readership & share the love. Another reason why Glenn’s so great: he could be selfish about the readership he earned, but instead he sends those readers away to many lesser known sites. And of course those readers come back, because he’s a trusted guide to what’s going on out there.

  2. Oliver Avatar

    Do I get groupies now? How about now? Still waiting. Now?

  3. marc weisblott Avatar

    MSNBC might be the best corporate supporter of blogging in lieu of nobody else coming around to it on their selective level–Salon certainly blew it–but their Weblogs Central thing is just inexcusably awful. I’ve never seen such an inept job of Big Media trying to harness the power of its independent superiors. Or, is that the entire point of the exercise? But then, MSNBC’s no-dirty-links policy would disqualify Raymi the Minx from such acknowledgement. (“It’s personal?” Jeff, does your wife know you look at that blog?)

  4. xian Avatar

    It’s a blog, Ken. When you say, “he could be selfish about the readership he earned,” what does that mean? How would he hoard his readers and still be a doing a blog? Yes, he posts many links a day, etc. but what’s the alternative?

  5. Ken Layne Avatar

    It’s a blog? Gosh, I didn’t know. Thanks for the tip!

  6. Richard Bennett Avatar

    This contest was obviously rigged. Wait a minute, I won something? Never mind.

  7. Jeff Jarvis Avatar

    xian:
    to illustrate ken’s piont, you could catalogue the links of, say, sullivan vs. reynolds and reynolds gets the crown and halo.

  8. David Sifry Avatar

    I won?!? Cool! I guess I should post something witty and funny here, like all the other folks, hmmm. OK, it’s way too early in the day to be funny or witty.
    Here’s something: I found out that Technorati had won when I checked my own cosmos this morning, how’s that?
    Thanks for using the service, I hope it continues to be of service to you and the blogging community – my little way of giving back…

  9. Dawn Avatar

    Adding to Ken’s point about Glenn, is that even when he does send readers away to so many different sites, adding to THEIR readership, he still gets crap about being too much of linker and not a thinker.
    What a bunch of cannibalistic omnivores bloggers are, eating our own and then spitting bones at those who would dare refute us.

  10. Matt Welch Avatar

    How about “Best lazy blogger who takes six weeks vacation every year”? Also, I think it’s important to put Kaus and Atrios at the same table (that is, if they’re not the same person!), and make sure to serve steak….

  11. tony Avatar

    yay!
    i want to thank the academy, my lawyer, and all the college girls around the globe.
    thanks Jeff!!!

  12. xian Avatar

    Any time, Ken. Those things you’re typing with are your fingers.
    My point is that if he were not linking generously then he would be doing what? Writing a column (sort of like Andrew Sullivan) or a journal or book of days or whatever.
    I’m not criticizing Reynolds. His stamina is awesome and his biases are right out there on his sleeve where they belong.
    Naturally he’ll get crap. Great success always breeds anklebiters.

  13. Gramps Avatar

    What about Tim Blair for Best Foreign Blogger – Australia?

  14. rossi Avatar

    best awards
    goes to jeff
    congrats on keeping things real
    over in buzz land

  15. john engler Avatar

    “The truth is, we create our own awards shows every day with every link.”
    So true…
    Thanks for mentioning marketingfix — I appreciate it, and I’m sure the other guys do.

  16. moxie Avatar

    Jeff, does your wife know you look at that blog?

    Weisblott, you make me laugh!!!
    Jeff, I had my own awards posted as an immediate response to the 2003 “Blorgie’s” on January 21st. Are you copying me ;)

  17. Laurence Simon Avatar

    I don’t see a humor category here and I don’t see Scrappleface winning it, so I’ll blow this one off and wait for the next one to give the Amish Stamp Of Approval. ;)

  18. Ken Goldstein Avatar

    C’mon, Jeff, what about a nice hometown award for the best Jersey blogger? All blogging is local, ya know.

  19. Dok Millennium Avatar

    Jeff, how can we get you to setup shop outside the Bloggy Awards at SXSW this march?! Give them a little competition and good-natured ribbing. It’s The Blogger Way.
    Fabulous list, by the way.

  20. carfax Avatar

    It’s a blog? Of course it is. Give the awatd out! Thanks for the tip!