Beemer bigot: When I lived

Beemer bigot
: When I lived in San Francisco, there was a commonly accepted stereotype — obnoxious, wrong, and offensive as all stereotypes are, of course — that said that some people just didn’t drive as well as others. I’ll leave it there. It’s just bigotry, of course.

Here in New York, I have developed my own bigotry regarding drivers. Every time I see somebody driving like an ass behind me — weaving, tailgating, swerving, eating, shaving, phoning, speeding — I make a little bet with myself and I always win: It’s somebody driving a BMW.

BMW drivers are asses. Nice cars, obnoxious drivers. I wouldn’t want to own one because I wouldn’t want to be one.