Imagine what they’ll put next

Imagine what they’ll put next to the toilet
: Embassy Suites is creating creativity suites to help guests think.

Embassy Suites has dubbed the new rooms Creativity Suites. They are designed, literally, to be inspirational. The showers have grease boards for jotting down brilliant ideas. Guests will find a box with crayons and exercise tapes. The luxury linens are made by Frette of Italy. The sofas in the two-room suites come in sections that can presumably be rearranged into thought-provoking positions.

Thought-provoking positions? What, you lay down with your feet up so the blood rushes to your head?