The Family Media Guide (which doesn’t appear to have the fervor of other groups exploiting “family” in their titles) does a, well, painstaking count of every no-no word, thought, or deed on Howard Stern’s first show, even down to damns and craps.
F-word(77)
C-word(11)
A*s(42)
A*shole(34)
Balls(26)
B*stard(2)
B*tch(11)
Christ(6)…
Half those came from Pat O’Brien’s uncensored phone calls.