What I want

Can somebody invent a waterproof speaker set-up for the iPod so I can take it into the shower without fear?

I’d like the same for cable TV, while you’re at it.

I’d consider asking for this for the internet — waterproof keyboard, wi-fi, trackpad that doesn’t go bonkers in the damp — but then you’d all fear that I’d be blogging wet when I know you envision me in my PJs.

Oh, yes, and when are we going to get the Bluetooth iPod so I don’t have to remember to take all those wires with me?