Posts from November 2, 2004

Where have all the flowers gone?

Where have all the flowers gone?

: Kelly O’Donnell, the second-hottest redhead on NBC tonight, tells us that Kerry was relaxing more and playing his guitar. But what was he playing? THe people want to know.

The Electoral College football team

The Electoral College football team

: At Location One, there are some nice folks from other countries and they’ve been asking me what the hell this Electoral College thing is. I’m making it sound like it makes sense, doing my diplomatic best. And I’m telling them it will never go away. It used to be about slavery and confederation and state’s right. But now, of course, it’s all about campaign spending. It makes TV so much cheaper… for now. But once TV is no longer regional but directly addressable by anyone anywhere on the internet, that will change: Candidates will need to advertise to all the people again.

No swingers, us

No swingers, us

: Jersey goes Kerry. You’re welcome.

: Connecticut, Illinois, Mass, Maryland, Maine, DC, Deleware to Kerry.

: Tennessee, Alabama, Oklahoma to Bush.

Young Ohio speaks

Young Ohio speaks

: NBC shows its Ohio exit poll revealing that all age groups under 60 are going for Kerry. That’s making it look like Kerry, my rudimentary math would tell me.

Check Craig’s List for Rove’s resume

Check Craig’s List for Rove’s resume

: Brokaw and Russert are saying that Virginia and North Carolina are too close to call. And those are surprising because they’re Republican (save for the Edwards homeboy factor). Wonkette says it’s all the odder because Kerry pulled out of Va. last month on the presumption of loss.