Saddam punchlines

Saddam punchlines
David Letterman last night:

Top Ten Questions Asked By Saddam Hussein When He Was Captured

10. “Be honest…have you ever seen a nicer spider hole than this?”

9. “Who’s got a coat hanger — this beard itches like a son of a bitch!”

8. “Anyone have a mint?”

7. “Is this about the illegal music downloads?”

6. “Am I going to be on ‘Cops’?”

5. “Which describes me better right now — ‘haggard’ or ‘grizzled’?”

4. “How did you get past my impenetrable styrofoam brick?”

3. “Do I get the 25-million-dollar reward?”

2. “How’s the war going?”

1. “Will you go easy on me if I tell you where Martha Stewart is hiding?”

More Letterman:

: He had a long beard and was confused and disoriented. It