Posts from December 11, 2003

Crumbs

Crumbs
: Well, the New York Times did cover the anti-terrorism demonstration (cover as in how Paris Hilton’s clothes cover her, cover as in how well Rudy Guliani’s hair covers his head, cover as in cover your ass by putting it in somewhere rather than cover the waterfront, which is supposed to be your job). Don’t blink or you’ll miss it. I’ll spare you the first eight paragraphs of the story. This is the ninth:

In contrast, a heavily policed march in central Baghdad on Wednesday, organized peacefully by the country’s major political parties, drew thousands of Iraqis to protest attacks by guerrilla fighters, which have injured and killed Iraqi civilians as well as occupiers.