New York justice
: The Soho House — the new club/restaurant/hotel/spa imported from London that has a certain clique in New York all atwitter — has rules:
2. Should a member infringe the rules of Soho House New York or make him or herself obnoxious to another member or be considered guilty of misconduct he or she may be required to furnish an explanation to the disciplinary sub-committee.
Oh, the possibilities are rich. Imagine this:
TO: Disciplinary Sub-committee, Soho House
FROM: Tina Brown, member
RE: Obnoxious Gawker person
Please be advised that Elizabeth Spiers said means things about me on that thing she calls a blog. Off with her head!
Or this:
TO: Disciplinary Sub-committee, Soho House
FROM: Anna Wintour, member
RE: Obnoxious Gawker person
Please be advised to Elizabeth Spiers tried to talk to me on the elevator. No elevator for her!
