Bearing all

Bearing all
: Well, a little discreet nudity certainly got the Dixie Chicks lots of coverage.

The flash of flesh didn’t hurt my old magazine, Entertainment Weekly, either.

A hint of nudity certainly goosed Gawker’s traffic.

And my own audience is asking me when I’m going to follow (birthday) suit (see the comments here).

So who am I to deny my public? Who am I to pass up a cheap joke? Who am I not to use any stupid trick for traffic?

Herewith the cover of my next magazine…

: Update: I concede defeat. This is far funnier. [via the comments]