The Geraldo handshake
: A report on soldiers meeting Geraldo:
“A handful of troops here wanted pictures with G and autographs. A few shook his hand. Others here wanted to harm him, were disgusted with him, thought he should have been sent home in a Humvee (a 40-hour drive south through the desert)
“We later found out a few who shook his hand had put those hands in unmentionable places prior. Army justice?”
[via Romenesko]
