Oh, no, don’t tell me he’s coming back here?!?
: More late-breaking Geraldo news. Now CNN says he’s leaving voluntarily rather than being kicked out. I’m a little surprised; he was brown-nosing the soldiers so much you’d think they’d hire him on as a flack; he antimatter to Peter Arnett’s matter; he turned himself into the Arnett on our side. But he didn’t follow orders. So he’s shipping out. KP for Geraldo. Clean those spuds, soldier, we’re making ourselves some freedom fries!
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by Jeff Jarvis