Oscar Schmoscar 9:30 pm
: We interrupt this boredom to bring you a war update… That was quick.
: We’re 45 minutes in, suffering through a speech for animated short film (how can you say “Chubbchubbs” and sound like an adult?). No sex. No embarrassment. No humiliating speeches. No great gowns.
: Paul Simon singing… It’s just like VH1.
