Oscar Schmoscar 9:30 pm

Oscar Schmoscar 9:30 pm
: We interrupt this boredom to bring you a war update… That was quick.

: We’re 45 minutes in, suffering through a speech for animated short film (how can you say “Chubbchubbs” and sound like an adult?). No sex. No embarrassment. No humiliating speeches. No great gowns.

: Paul Simon singing… It’s just like VH1.