Oscar Schmoscar: 8:20 pm
: I never thought I’d beg to see Joan Rivers. I never thought I’d beg to see Melissa Rivers! I never thought I’d beg to see Barbara Walters. But I’ll take them all now, please.
Watching Hollywood without its cheering crowd — without its audience, damnit — is absurd. It’s sad. It’s ridiculous.
Nobody wants to look happy.
I’ll ask again: What are we mourning? We’re winning the war!
