Oscar Schmoscar 9:00 pm
: Jennifer Connelly looks good in black, too.
The place looks like Six Feet Under.
: First tears of the night from Chris Cooper, a supporting actor who says, “In light of all the trouble in this world, I wish us all peace.”
: J-lo! J-lo! Ah-ha, she’s not in black. Black makes your butt look big, you know.