Oscar Schmoscar 8:40 pm

Oscar Schmoscar 8:40 pm
: Steve Martin seems as nervous as an Iraqi colonel.

: Martin: “A movie star can be many things. They can be Democrats… or skinny.”

: “They can be any sex, race, or religion, sometimes all in one weekend.”

: “Remember, there are no losers here tonight. But we’re about to change all that.”