Oscar Schmoscar 8:35 pm
: Steve Martin: “You probably noticed there was no red carpet tonight. That’ll send ’em a message!”
: I’m sorry, but Renee Z is funny looking.
: Everybody is wearing black. Once again, I’ll ask: What are we mourning? This isn’t 9.11. We’re winning!
Oh, that’s right, Hollywood doesn’t want us to win.