And henceforce, “french kissing” shall be known as “freedom kissing”

And henceforce, “french kissing” shall be known as “freedom kissing”
: It was funny when one restaurant did it but now Congress is doing it: The government restaurants on The Hill are changing the name of “french fries” to “freedom fries.” But that’s not all: They’re changing the name of “french toast” to “freedom toast.” [via Tom Tomorrow]

: And in protest of the coming Russian veto, I propose that henceforth, white Russian drinks shall be called Caucasians.

: See the comments for more de-Frenchified fun.