Separation of press and state:

Separation of press and state
: Not only do we believe in separation of church and state; we also believe in separation of press and state. And here’s another good example of why that’s a good idea: In the UK, the government is launching an investigation into its own network, the BBC, for spending too much on its web site, thus using British TV license fees to unfairly edge out commercial competitors in news and sports and such. Oh, what a tangled Web we weave….

: Note, too, that the Church of England is studying separation from the government of England. OK, then, nevermind: We call of the revolution. Just get rid of that dorky prince of yours and all will be forgiven; we’ll join up again. And wouldn’t you rather join with us than those Euro neighbors of yours?