Pizza is a guy thing.

Pizza is a guy thing. You wouldn’t understand.
: And boy, is Lileks’ wife in trouble.

: Pizza is also the perfect media topic. When in doubt, talk pizza. Long ago, when I used to appear on Ronn (two N’s) Owens’ show on KGO radio in San Francisco, I learned the pizza trick. If the lights on the phones were as dark as the Baghdad skyline in an air raid (translation: we were boring the audience), all I had to do was say, “Y’know, Ronn, you just can’t get a decent pizza in this town.” Suddenly the night lit up. Pizza is media.