About that butt

I’ve been meaning to mention the elephant in the room: that naked butt to the right, the happy ass. Some of you like it. It led Scott Heiferman to click on it and find “transcendent navigation.” Stowe Boyd sees a connection between an ad for toilet seats and reading newspapers. But this appropriately self-described curmudgeon was offended, so much so that he couldn’t bare bear to link to me and chose to steal a post of mine. That’s fine.

I’m proud of the ad, not because I’m a customer for $1,000 toilet seats (not made for the Navy) but because it represents my return to Blogads, where you should feel free to buy an ad and replace that ass. Hint, hint.

This means I’ve left Federated Media. I have nothing but respect for John Battelle and FM, but it was not meant to be. I earned less there than I had earned at BlogAds and I think I know why. Battelle’s original vision was to sell high-value federations built around blog authors and topics. Of course, I liked the idea, it appealed to both my ego and greed. But it turns out that selling a federation of media wonks is hard. It’s possible, I think, if you find just the right advertisers who want to reach my dear fellow media wonks (read: you). But that would take a lot of effort, it would be an expensive sale as a result. Federated had more immediate success selling big advertisers like Best Buy, but I can’t compete with all its placements when it comes to traffic. Federated also went down a road they called conversational marketing, where I didn’t want to go. So I decided to shift. I wish FM the best of luck; I’m rooting for them to make blogs profitable, which will mean more blogs get made. God’s work.

I’m relieved that blog advertising pioneer Henry Copeland at Blogads would take me back. And that butt is my first ad, the fruit of Blogads’ sales. My second was for a serial killer (a Showtime show). And I’m happy to have both of them. If I make a lot of money on those ads, maybe I can afford one of those toilet seats, which are pretty amazing (but don’t take that as an endorsement . . . this isn’t Pay Per Post).

  • http://blog-o-blog.com zac echola

    For the record, I think the butt ad is one of the more interesting ads I’ve seen for the TOTO washlet and on the internet in general. But then again, I’m not a prude.

  • http://www.conversationagent.com Valeria Maltoni

    Why a girl’s butt? Not very interesting from where I sit ;-)

  • http://kenjimori.com kenji mori

    For your info, washlet has 60% penetration in household and is pretty much a necessity in Japan. Many apartments accomodate it as a stardard.

  • http://www.thefutureofnews.com Steve Boriss

    Thanks for the explanation of the butt. I had just been assuming you were running out of things to say to your dissident commenters on your “NYT vs. WSJ” and “Dan, you oaf” posts, and you found a more efficient way to express yourself. (Steve Boriss, The Future of News)

  • http://dotnetjunkies.com/WebLog/paul/ paul

    Nice to see that butt waring a smile. Good luck with Blogads

  • http://www.filmbuffonline.com Rich Drees

    Personally, I don’t have a problem with the ad, but it does make the site a little NSFW for some of us…

  • anita

    I thought the ad with the smiling butt was rather catchy.

  • http://www.mediacurmudgeon.com Media Curmudgeon

    What a gracious response to my “stealing” your post. Thanks, and with admiration, Media Curmudgeon.

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