What a friend we have in…

Jesus has a MySpace account. He lists his hobbies as “beard care, extreme waterskiing” and his favorite film as “The Life of Brian.” Last I looked, poor bloke has zero friends. In fact, He needs to advertise for them. But does He pirate videos?

  • http://blowingsmokethemovie.com Jim Treacher

    “Thanks for the add (and the eternal salvation)!”

  • http://oodja.blogspot.com Jersey Exile

    I prefer Emo Jesus.

    As someone so wisely pointed out, “Thanks to MySpace, everyone can now have their very own personal Jesus”.

    Depeche Mode would be proud…