On the day of the worst air crash in years, the Emmys begin tonight with Conan O’Brien crashing on an airplane and ending up on Lost. “What could possibly go wrong?” he asks. That. Otherwise a cute gag: dropping in on Office, House, South Park — where Tom Cruise is in the closet — and Dateline catching predators (proving that Dateline is nothing but entertainment). Bad timing, nonetheless.
: LATER: LostRemote says the GM of the NBC station in Lexington was horrified. They should have at least warned him.
: Also on Lost Remote, Steve Safran wonders whether the FCC will go after the Emmys for being “ass over tit.”