Meet your nanny
: Michael Powell is setting himself up as our national nanny — now ludicrously expanding his probe of the Super Bowl into the entire halftime show — I say he opens himself up to questioning about his own sexual beliefs and behavior. Either that or he can just get back to doing his job.
And while Powell is at it, maybe we should expand the probe to include ass-slaps on the football field. And those obscenely tight pants of theirs. And let’s expand to the baseball field and their scratching. And Nascar, too: Are the proponents of erectile dysfunction drugs truly dysfunctional or are they defrauding us?
And let’s expand it to all of entertainment.
Let’s go back to the days of single beds and no touching.
Let’s deny sex and sexuality and the human body, while we’re at it.
Yes, that’s a fine use of our tax dollars and government authority. A fine use, indeed.
Howard Dean is right and said it right: It’s silly, just silly.