And then they were Friends
: Stern also reports this morning — unbelievable but true — that Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt are going to the Middle East to bring peace. Sure enough:
Where presidents and prime ministers have failed, Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt and wife Jennifer Anniston hope their star power will work wonders in new roles as Middle East peace envoys.
Tinseltown to give a try, led by Brad Bitt (left) and his wife Jennifer Anniston.
They will team up with other actors such as Edward Norton, Jason Alexander and Danny DeVito on a private mission to help resolve the Israeli-Arab conflict.
‘The past few years of conflict mean that yet another generation of Israelis and Palestinians will grow up in hatred,’ said a statement from Pitt and Aniston. ‘We cannot allow that to happen.’
That’s what the Middle East needs: a laughtrack.
And that’s the wonderful thing about stars: They have no idea how stupid they are and they have no one to tell them.
: Meanwhile, did you see that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston’s production company just bought the rights to the story of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl’s murder? That’s what the war on terrorism needs: glamorous victims.