This is further evidence that no man should have a small dog as a pet. How about a Shepard/chow mix – something big – that bounds around the tarmac and is tall enough to get a good sniff at a crotch or crack. If you can pick your dog up and carry it in the crook of your arm, it’s too goddamned small. Might as well have a cat. At least if you drop the cat, there’s a good chance it’ll make a decent landing and not roll on its back like Barney, struggling to plant its stumpy legs.