I find Dowd’s column encouraging on some level because if Maureen Dowd can have a column, anyone can have a column. But I can’t read it without desperately wishing I could have those seconds of my life back immediately afterward.
: By the way, were Maureen Dowd and Blair Brown separated at birth… or do they just share the same ’80s hairdresser…. or will Brown play Dowd in the movie of the Times? (And that’s your cue, bloggers: cast the Times movie now.