What makes America great: Bottomless coffee cups.
Brewed from the foulest fluid, drawn from the Thames and over-filtered by a mininmum 7 pairs of Londoners’ kidneys, before re-entering the water system; burnt, then left to stew until empty, its vital that Heathrow coffee cups do have solid bottoms. Refill at your own risk, for as the new ad slogan states:
…repelling the insidiously dangerous,
US value-for-money culture, in one pour.
Keep Britain British.
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